Friday, August 31, 2012

Inventory

Inventory


3x3 Table and the Clutter that is on top and beside:


  • Boyfriends Jeans
  • A floral top and jean shorts ( Not Boyfriends, they are Mine)
  • Make up case with 30 different pieces of make up
  • A Sweet Tea from Mcdonalds, half gone since 1pm
  • Under the sweet tea is a bill and writing paper with the first assignment on it
  • Chap stick 
  • Ritz Crackers that I am eating
  • Cell phone 
  • Tweezers and Notebook paper underneath
  • Car keys
  • Kmart coupon ad
  • Rusk Shampoo and Conditioner
  • Binder paper for classes
  • White coat hanger
  • The lap top that I am typing on
Oh and can't forget the change around the table (about $1.00 worth), and the bobbi pins that are thrown everywhere by the cats that run the house.


This is definitely a couples house! Normally harsh, insulting words would be thrown out like pigs, or hoarders about the mess covering this table. She has make up and hair care products everywhere, and he has clothes two chairs. She is most likely addicted to sweet tea and ritz crackers, you could see that; not by just looking at her table but the wrapper and straw that are hanging out of trash in the kitchen that you can see clearly. The change can buy her another sweet tea, just needs 7 more cents, maybe its underneath the paper or around the floor. That would make her night! To the right of the lap top school paperwork, they both are in school, there is a surmount of binder paper around the table and a bank statement about class payments. The table must act as more than a dinner table for this couple, it must serve as a shelf, computer table, make up vanity and storage threw out the week, changing daily to fit his or her needs. It doesn't look bad to her, more of a organized throw table that is very multi-functional for their small two person family.

1 comment:

  1. "the bobbi pins that are thrown everywhere by the cats that run the house."

    :)

    Six dogs run my house, which is why the place looks like a boneyard....

    Also amusing: "The change can buy her another sweet tea, just needs 7 more cents, maybe its underneath the paper or around the floor."

    And this: "The table must act as more than a dinner table for this couple, it must serve as a shelf, computer table, make up vanity and storage "

    Hey, a piece that has me smiling, laughing, and quoting can cash a check at my bank anytime--it has sufficient funds in its account.

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